As if I don't have enough distractions already, now I find a ginormous spider in my office!! As I write this blog, I feel like things are crawling on me (pull it together man, nothings crawlin on your head, across your desk, or up your pants leg!)
I guess I have to man up and take this dude out! I thought about using my bare hands (yeah right). Maybe a pair of scissors? I could torch him, nah that could cause me to lose the middle school building - and my job. Ahh yes, a 12 inch piece of wood to violently cram up in the hole and annihilate this little guy, sending guts and spider legs flying through the air...
Mission accomplished!!
Hey if you ever need a spider killed, don't hesitate to pick up the phone and call someone else!
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