Kidology

This morning Madi asked me to make her some scrambled eggs. When I made them, she said, "I don't want eggs, I want sausage". I was tired of that happening. I told her, "When you ask for something I expect you to eat it, you understand that philosophy?!"

She immediately dropped her head with a frown & said, "Why did you call me that?" Puzzled, I inquired as to what she meant. These were her next words... "I'm not a philosophy!"